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Old Feb 14, 2008, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #21
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Jora

Of all the mountains I've seen, you're the mount for me!

Ogden
Duuuuuuude. I felt a little queasy.

Dear RV, you're the big fugly wammo for me, luv KT. (and so we REALLY spent Valentines evening playing our primary characters together, awwwww. Who needs money to go out when you have guild wars to fall out over).
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #22
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Deer Melony,
Iy lov yu liek my afro..

Sinseeraly,
Coss
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #23
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Dearest Pyre,

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
This Doesnt Rhyme,
YOU SUCK.

~Gwen

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Oh My Dear Shining Blade Bookah...

Please tell me they are real. PLEASE.

Love, Gadd.

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Dear Cynn,

MUHAHA HES MINE NOW BITCH

Jamei~

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Old Feb 14, 2008, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #24
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Gwen

Your very presence causes my cardio-pulmonary system to respond in an erratic manner. Let us consider engaging in an inter-species mating ritual with the potential of a long term cohabitational relationship and the production of offspring.

Vekk
umm... vekk just said he wants to have u know what with her, then get married and have kids?It was diff to find out :O ...
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #25
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Dear Gwen,

Your captors are dead,
Glad you're out of that cage
Please give me a call
When you're not underage

~Capt. Langmar
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:12 PM // 21:12   #26
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Dear Everyone,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
AIDS is contagious
So watch who you screw

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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:14 PM // 21:14   #27
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Dear Weighted Companion Cube,

Thank you for never stabbing me and for always being there when I needed you. I am sorry for throwing you into the fire but I will always appreciate your unconditional love and understanding during the painfully regretful companion cube euthanizing process.

Love,
- Chell


Oh wait, wrong game ><
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #28
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Dear Weighted Companion Cube,

Thank you for never stabbing me and for always being there when I needed you. I am sorry for throwing you into the fire but I will always appreciate your unconditional love and understanding during the painfully regretful companion cube euthanizing process.

Love,
- Chell


Oh wait, wrong game ><
i...cant...stop...LAUGHING.

i almost cried when they told us we had to euthanize our companion cube. theres a video on youtube with the "euthanizing" part done slowly and with sad music, lol. /cry



and i liked that "aids is contagious, so watch who you screw" one too :P
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #29
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base,
Are belong to you.
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #30
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To my dearest Kormir!

Though your eyes be robbeth from thee
making you feel useless and blue,
I hope you decide to get together with me,
your cuddly wuddly Norgu!

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Old Feb 14, 2008, 09:53 PM // 21:53   #31
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Melloni

Me biger than Koss, use hamer too you prety

Goren

OMG LOL, this is soooo freakin funny

HAAHAHAHA
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 10:00 PM // 22:00   #32
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Zho-
You are a horrible trainer
You keep letting me die
You'll soon know how it feels
When I take your right eye

-Black Moa Pet
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 10:03 PM // 22:03   #33
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...better than a Hardened Hump...
I LOL'ed very hard
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #34
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My Dearest Mouse Gwen

You can stroke my fur backwards any day

Pyre
OMG. We love you. Check out our website on that topic!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=325611997

~Innoccence
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Old Feb 14, 2008, 11:18 PM // 23:18   #35
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Dear Gwen,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate you,
and you go boo hoo!

Love your wonderful demonic foe,
Pyre <3
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #36
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Dear Jora:
you are just big, so big........

- Koss
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #37
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Dear Cynn.

I am sure that you are aware of this, but thousands of people from around Tyria choose you over me for one reason: your thong. Yes, even at my height, I can clearly see it without so much as having to kneel. Your fire magic is inferior, your intellect is reminiscent of the Charr and the love of your life is a bald man who runs around with Canthan twins.

Soon people shall see the true power of the Asura.

Yours truly,
Vekk.
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